Gossip Girl show is spreading STDs

WTF's happening to Gossip Girl with all of these twist and turns at every episode?

It's a disease, I'm telling you. Diagnosis? Flood-the-show-with-unexpected-twists-to-keep-people-interested-in-hope-that-the-network-would-not-stop-airing-our-show Disease! (What?!)

One day this guy is with girl A, then breaks up with her. He moves on with another girl, but then they break up, and he goes back with girl A. They break up again. He did the dirty in some costume closet with a teacher. And I'm just talking about one guy!

Gossip Girl typifies how STD (Sexually transmitted diseases) are transferred - multiple partners, and, whatchamacallit, the boyfriend-girlfriend swap thing! That's how you get it! Waah!

It's understandable that they're trying their best to keep the show airing after having to bid goodbye to some other shows [Pushing Daisies] that has been aired off by their networks as response to their country's crisis, but come on, don't you think what you're doing's too much?

The clock's ticking before people get bored with those twists. Don't wait until it's too late. Do something right now. Brainstorm!!!! My G!!!

XOXO BoNaKid (Bwahaha!)